A Flawless Escape

thiswasjustanightmare:

lollll

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captainofthessjohnlock:

h0odrich:

clip from the brand new oreo commercial

so this has been on my dash for over a month and i just got the joke

This is what dying feels like. HAHAHAHHA

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ianthe:

truthuncomfortable:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

thelastqueenofscotland:

mockingdjay:

remyreaper:

mrs-plantagenet:

moddedcarbine:

Thought you couldn’t hate Obama any more than you already do?  This is absolutely absurd.  Just the mere fact that he would ask (order) a Marine to do this shows he has no concept of respect.  Think this is photoshopped?  I got it from the CNN website.  It’s completely true.  Do a web search and you’ll see multiple sources.  This President is absolutely worthless.

Title ten of the Armed Forces US Code says that members of the military do what is asked of them by their  Commander in Chief.  The man next to them is the Prime Minister of  Hungary.  It would be bad show to let the rain fall on the head of a visiting diplomat, and any Marine on Presidential duty is honored to be there.  This is not about the umbrellas, it is about treating visiting dignitaries with honor and respect.  To only have an umbrella over the head of Prime Minister Orban would be a sign of superiority or strength over the visiting PM.  The president did the correct thing in the situation by showing enough respect for his fellow leader and giving them both an equal platform.

Y’all need to stop freaking the fuck out over stupid shit like umbrellas.

pls.

also he didn’t think he even needed the umbrella, thus resulting in this picture of him checking if it was even raining even more aka my favorite picture of him ever:

Speaking as the son of a former Army officer, OP’s post is even more disrespectful towards the Marine in the photo - and the US military in general - than it is towards the President. It shows that literally the only part of being in the military OP has respect for is the part that involves killing others and that is not the biggest part of the military by a long shot and is not the part of military service most members joined for. People join the military to serve the nation, and part of that is stuff like this. There is a reason active duty military do not and are not supposed to discuss their opinions of a President during that President’s term. The President is the Commander in Chief regardless of who they actually are. Republican, Democrat, third party, no longer existent party: it does not matter. Being art of the White House guard and the Presidential detail, especially when a foreign dignitary or leader is present, is one of the biggest honors in the military.

But it’s a fucking umbrella, so complaining about it in the first place is massively moronic.

The person president Obama was hosting was prime minister Recep Tayyip Erdoğan of Turkey. I just wanted to make that clear. Not Hungary, but Turkey.

oop, thanks

Why do I have a feeling the OP is some bitter ass MILSO? 

All that aside, I’m sure these Marines are proud of themselves either way. I’m sure their mothers and families watched and STILL cheered them on. I don’t know. I admired them. How many of us could stand there holding an umbrella for SOMEONE ELSE and still look so damn dignified? Like, look at them? I wish they would tell us how they felt about this, though.

youarenotdesi:

monkeytonkeytown:

That is the most notes my selfie has ever gotten, thank you whitegirlsthatwearsbindis I am grateful
(and no I will not take it off the women and their husbands at the store where I buy my stuff (who are from India btw) tells me I look cute so Idc sorry if I offended you I hope your kids never wear something like that and if they do you can tell them not to, but I am afraid I’m not your kid and my mom says I’m cool)

And this is why no one likes white people. Do you really think that the women and their husbands who are there TO MAKE PROFIT will tell you that you don’t look good in that? Common sense though.

P.S I don’t want you to be my kid.

What is Cultural Appropriation & How to Avoid it

Why You Shouldn’t Wear a Bindi

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awesomephilia:

This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her

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av0idant:

pervocracy:

thatscienceguy:

I’m sure everyone has heard about the great Lake Baikal, and if you haven’t,boy, are you missing out.

This ancient lake, which is about 25 million years old, and thought to be the oldest in the world, contains 20% of the world’s unfrozen fresh water. That’s right, it contains just 1% less fresh water than all the Great Lakes combined,while it’s surface area is over 7 times smaller.

Why is that, you ask? It’s because Lake Baikal is the deepest lake in the world: It’s maximum depth is 1642 meters, which is deep enough for the Eiffel Tower to stand on itself 5 times and not reach the surface.

But it gets better: the Lake Baikal is among the clearest lakes of the world, so you can see the bottom to a depth of nearly 40 meters, and you can drink right from it, no purifying needed. Furthermore, Lake Baikal sustains 2630 different species of animals and plants, 80% of which are unique to it, and can’t be found anywhere else.

Oh, and by the way? Under both the lake and it’s underwater sediment some of Earth’s tallest mountains(plural!) are submerged, their height over 7000 meters.

Lake Baikal is perhaps one of the world’s most amazing, awe-inspiring, and unique locations, and I would seriously recommend everybody who has some free time on their hands to discover more on their own.

P.S. Have I mentioned that when it freezes (fully, whoa!) it’s ice looks like this? And you can listen to some beautiful sounds you can make with it here!

Lake Baikal has seals, even though it’s more than a thousand miles from any ocean.  No one’s really sure how they got there.

have we fucked this up yet? we’re going to fuck this up

I don’t think we have and I hope we don’t. 

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ageratos:

frickyeah1990s:

my apartment could use a floppy disk coffee table.

So sick.

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thetenk:

maybe we’ll even be rid of the more toxic abusive SJWs

I wouldn’t say she’s flawless…

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wadehiddles:

my-dear-hobbit:

cornchipz:

naaiiled iiit

bow down to zachary quinto

“Live long and prosper, motherfuckers bitches”

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