"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
I’m about to get up for work in two hours, make coffee and be a fucking flawless woman of excellence. I’m about to cross-sell all the things. Pictures might follow.
I was drunk in my pro pic. Weeeeeee!!!!
I’m gonna have to beg Beyoncé for my life back. Great.